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The Apprentice, Week 15: Interviews, Best Buy, Sony PlayStation, Electronic Arts,
and the Olympics
Original Air Date: 5/5/05
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Todd Everett: Way, totally cute but in an obnoxious, “I’m way, totally cute” kind of way.
Brian McDowell: Made his millions in glow necklaces for gay men across the globe.
Verna Felton: No idea, she left wicked early, but I worry about her health.
Danny Kastner: Thinks he’s a creative genius but is actually just dorky and can’t sing.
Kristen Kirchner: Kristen “You never see a freaking smile” Kirchner (credit Tana on that one).
Michael Tarshi: Only lacking in one quality. That quality being a personality.
Tara Dowdell: Is dating Matt Dillon. Need I say more? Okay, she is DATING MATT DILLON!
Audrey Evans: Woe is me, I’m soooo beautiful. My life sucks because I’m sooo beautiful!
John Gafford: An arrogant drummer who thinks he’s a playa.
Erin Elmore: Erin “Look at me, look at me!” Elmore.
Stephanie Myers: Not the brightest bulb in the pack, but I’m sure she’ll marry well.
Angie McKnight: She’s a stripey kind of mommy, but a perfectly nice woman.
Chris Shelton: Not going to say a word. He might kill me.
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Bren Olswanger: When the camera focuses on his photo, Tana, Kendra, and most of America goes, “awwwww.”
Alex Thomason: So close to being good looking, but a metaphor-spewing kind of dumbwat.
Craig Williams: I’m willing to overlook all the inarticulate condescension, but I cannot ignore the size of that man’s teeth.
So the ladies make their way to the boardroom, and—what the hell is Tana wearing??? She’s got this red skirt, black tank top, and matching jacket with a giant, fuzzy collar. It’s like her neck exploded.
Trump teleconferences in via his car, which is taking him somewhere very important. Please. He brings up the dumb college/high school competition, and golly, it’s fascinating how we just so happened to end up with one of each.
Kendra’s next task is to run the Best Buy Video Game World Championship in Webster Hall. Excuse me, while I dash out of the room for a moment. AAHAHAHAAHA! Does anyone remember Kendra uttering a single word in the last video game task?
Tana has to run the New York City 2012 Athletes Challenge, which promotes the bid for New York to host the Olympics. Um, this is besides the point and everything, but I don’t know a single New Yorker who actually wants the Olympics there. Talk about closing down a city.
Since Trump is on his very important trip, Carolyn Kepcher gets to take the reigns. She stands up purposefully, pushes the intercom with grace and style, and in a wonderful imitation of Trump, commands, “Robin, send ‘em in.”
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Kristen 'You never see a freaking smile' Kirchner.
