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Week 4: "Soap Dopes"
Original Air Date: 2/10/05
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Hey, what are Trump and Carolyn doing back in the boardroom, alone? No hanky panky unfortunately. Nope, they’re plugging the…da dum…World Premiere of the Dove Cool Moisture Body Wash commercial! Okay, it does feature Miss Piggy and a woman with more crow’s feet than Moses, but it’s better than vegetable porn. Trump agrees, “Now that’s a great commercial.” Carolyn, admit it, you just whored yourself out for body wash.
Blahdibby blahdibby blah blah blah. Kristen is in the cab and she’s still talking. Well, since she’s leaving, here’s the speech in its entirety:
“I feel I did an incredible job on this task. It’s easy to talk the talk, but can you really walk the walk? And I pulled together, and my team worked very well together, but when we lost, they point fingers to the task leader, because that’s the easiest thing to do.
"Well, I consider myself a true leader, because I stepped up to plate, I worked well with everybody, everyone listened well to me, they respected me, and we all got it done. And I did an incredible job, and all of a sudden my team loses and they point fingers at the leader, which is extremely weak of them.
"It’s sad, because Mr. Trump would be very, very, very happy with someone like me running one of his organizations. I’m very professional, I get tasks done, and I take control and I take initiative, and that’s how I am. And I think that’s what I think Mr. Trump should be looking for, but again, evidently, I was wrong.”
Yeah, I kind of tuned her out somewhere in the middle there too. But that end part sure did wake me up. Um, I’m sorry, but did she just tie that up with an insult to Donald Trump? Way to burn your bridges there, Kristen.
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Trump Out.
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And I think that’s what I think Mr. Trump should be looking for, but again, evidently, I was wrong.
