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Evan Marc Katz is the founder of the online dating consulting service,
E-Cyrano, and author of the bestseller, "I Can't Believe I'm Buying This Book - A Commonsense Guide to Successful Internet Dating." |
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| Pictured (l-r): Maria Boren, Stacy Rotner, Wes Moss, and Andy Litinsky. |
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 Stacy: 'I’m just not a huge dog fan.' If dogs could talk, I have a hunch one of them would say, 'I’m just not a huge Stacy fan.' |
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12/17/04 |
Episode 216:
Magellans, Dirty Seats, and Sorority Presidents
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12/10/04 |
Episode 215:
Safe jobs,
Intellectual Horsepower,
and I Love You Too’s
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12/3/04 |
Episode 214:
Oompa Loompas, Candy Bar Strippers, and the M&M Sisters
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11/30/04 |
Episode 212:
Barbie Tumors, Pepsi Dumbbells, and The Honest Truth
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11/19/04 |
Episode 211:
Fembots, Fit Wheels, and
Butt Attitude
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11/12/04 |
Episode 210:
“Impossible” Tasks, Trampled Fliers, and Only Two Brides-To-Be
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11/5/04 |
Episode 209:
Bad Contractors, “Nasty” Boardrooms, and Formal Firings
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Week 7:"Barking Up the Wrong Tree"
Lost Cell Phones, Doggie Costumes, and Yappy
Little Apprentices
By Evan Marc Katz
October 22, 2004
Andy Litinsky: “I wanted to eat my taco and all of a sudden, I ended up in the boardroom.” That’s okay, Andy. Finish that taco, kick back, and grab yourself a Corona. I’m sure Trump will understand.
I don’t know if it quite measures up to trading Manhattan for $24 and beads but Jennifer Massey nabbed the equivalent of at least Wall Street when she got Raj Bhakta, Chris Russo, and Kevin Allen for Sandy Ferreira, Maria Boren, and Stacy Rotner.
I mean, honestly, Jennifer could have traded them for three players who were already fired, and she still would have come out ahead.
Sandy is annoyed at Jennifer for trading her away, but in the end says, “That’s life.” Funny, no one I know has ever been traded.
We all know that the editing of the show makes a big difference in how we perceive the candidates. But no amount of editing can put all of those words in
Stacy’s mouth.
Raj says that Jennifer’s combination of beauty, cunning and personality is “dangerous and deadly.” Or was that Danielle Steele?
Stacy: “I’m just not a huge dog fan.” If dogs could talk, I have a hunch one of them would say, “I’m just not a huge Stacy fan.”
Trump: “Some of the greatest ideas are ideas
nobody wanted.” His hairdo must be the greatest
idea ever then.
Chris says he’s been an entrepreneur since he was eleven. Does that mean he was slimy before he even hit puberty?
Okay, there are three people washing the same dog right now. How in the hell did Jennifer’s team win like this? Better yet, how did Wes and his team lose?
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While some would call a presidential candidate weak for changing his mind, the smartest decision Jennifer has made yet was to reconsider Raj’s suggestion of having multiple locations. Jennifer Massey in ‘08!
Wes calls Stacy “a little annoying.” That’s like Florida calling Hurricane Jeanne, “a light breeze.”
Stacy: “Our failure is solely attributed to Wes.” And they say there’s no “i” in team.
The way everyone was acting, you’d think Andy had lost Maria and not the team’s cell phone. Although, come to think of it… that may just work. Note to next week’s project manager: send Maria off in a cab with Andy.
Lemme get this right: merely suggesting to Chris that he massage a dog warrants a “kick in the head.” I implore you, for your own safety, do not hand this man a Pooper-Scooper.
I wonder what Jennifer promised that poor guy in the park to let her and a bunch of MBA’s hold down his dog and massacre his toenails.
I was just in Vegas with a friend who paid $24.95 to have her head superimposed on a picture of a showgirl. And Wes thinks it makes no sense to take Polaroids of dogs in costume?
Which reminds me: Mosaic was given $1,000 in seed money and all they had was a paper sign to show for it. I say spend $200 on dog clothing and an $800 for a muzzle for Stacy.
Hmmm. Carolyn Kepcher must have a negative force field around her. How else do you explain the dogs keeping at least fifty yards from her at all times?
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