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12/17/04 |
Episode 216:
Magellans, Dirty Seats, and Sorority Presidents
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12/10/04 |
Episode 215:
Safe jobs,
Intellectual Horsepower,
and I Love You Too’s
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12/3/04 |
Episode 214:
Oompa Loompas, Candy Bar Strippers, and the M&M Sisters
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11/30/04 |
Episode 212:
Barbie Tumors, Pepsi Dumbbells, and The Honest Truth
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11/19/04 |
Episode 211:
Fembots, Fit Wheels, and
Butt Attitude
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11/12/04 |
Episode 210:
“Impossible” Tasks, Trampled Fliers, and Only Two Brides-To-Be
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11/5/04 |
Episode 209:
Bad Contractors, “Nasty” Boardrooms, and Formal Firings
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Week 7:"Barking Up the Wrong Tree"
Lost Cell Phones, Doggie Costumes, and Yappy
Little Apprentices
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Wes: “If we win, I’ll be a hero. If we lose, I’ll be a jackass.” You lost, Wes.
Always on the lookout for a chance to divide and conquer, Ivana says, “[Jennifer] doesn’t know to draw the line between team leader and team member.” Anyone else think that if Jennifer did nothing but delegate, Ivana would say she was bossy and uninvolved?
The Donald doesn’t smile very much, does he?
Mosaic made $122.12 in profit. Jeez. I’m pretty sure the latest Kathie Lee Gifford Christmas album made more than that.
Ivana notes that Mayor Michael Bloomberg “has a business background.” The man’s a BILLIONAIRE, my dear. Next you’ll tell us Jenna Jameson “has a sex background.”
Raj, on Bloomberg: “Knowledge is power, and power is a gift that can never be taken away from you.” Want proof? Just ask Marion Barry.
Okay, the competition is OVER and Stacy is STILL fighting to get her freakin’ doggie costumes. I say she should take them home as a nice parting gift.
Wes did something we haven’t seen anybody else do this season: try to make peace with someone he was taking to the boardroom. End result: Stacy sold out Andy, not Wes. Too bad none of the candidates can watch this stuff while they’re on the show.
Wes: “The location [of the dog business] was good, but it was very slow.” Which is it, Wes? Or did you just enjoy the view of the park? I mean honestly, Wes, homeless people make more per hour than you did.
Trump to Andy: “You’ve sort of been a disaster.” I wonder what he says to people who have been out-and-out disasters. Oh. That’s right. “You’re fired.”
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Trump: “I hate people who exaggerate.” So says America’s self-proclaimed #1 TV star.
Excuse me, Wes, if Andy really “needs to be checked in on,” why’d you keep him and get rid of Raj, Chris and Kevin?
Andy deserves a lot of credit for not taking a shot at Stacy right after she said she’d fire him. But then again, if he were in charge of our battalion in Iraq, we’d all be dead right now because he lost a cell phone…so we can’t forgive him too easily.
Carolyn to Stacy: “I’m still trying to figure out what you bring to the table.” I can’t say what Stacy brings, but Carolyn brings a chip on her shoulder, a pissed-off scowl, and a big, fat bucket of venom to the table.
Great moment when Wes goes to hug Stacy goodbye and she pulls away. Too bad she didn’t punch him in the groin and he didn’t bop her on the head as if he were at a carnival playing Whack-a-Mole. Trust me; it’s funny with sound effects.
Who was fired? Stacy.
Who should have been fired? Wes.
Why? She clearly grates on everybody within shouting distance of her, but she wasn’t responsible for the miserable performance of the team. The delay in getting started, the fire department fiasco, and the lack of a cohesive plan doomed Mosaic from the start. Wes might not have realized it at the get-go, but he should consider himself very lucky indeed that he had someone as annoying as Stacy on his team.
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Okay, the competition is OVER and Stacy is STILL fighting to get her freakin’ doggie costumes. I say she should take them home as a nice parting gift.
