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Pictured to the right: Ivana Ma.
 
 
 
The men’s line includes 'a skirt that has its own leash.'  Hmmm.  Someone should make Raj wear this around all women.
 
 
 
  12/17/04 Episode 216:
Magellans, Dirty Seats, and Sorority Presidents

 
  12/10/04 Episode 215:
Safe jobs, Intellectual Horsepower, and I Love You Too’s

 
  12/3/04 Episode 214:
Oompa Loompas, Candy Bar Strippers, and the M&M Sisters

 
  11/30/04 Episode 212:
Barbie Tumors, Pepsi Dumbbells, and The Honest Truth

 
  11/19/04 Episode 211:
Fembots, Fit Wheels, and Butt Attitude

 
  11/12/04 Episode 210:
“Impossible” Tasks, Trampled Fliers, and Only Two Brides-To-Be

 
  11/5/04 Episode 209:
Bad Contractors, “Nasty” Boardrooms, and Formal Firings

 
 
 
  Week 6:"Crimes of Fashion"

Home Ec, Greasing Models, and Pink Camouflage Underwears

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Isaac Mizrahi, introducing the models, must have killed Trump’s dog or something.  How else did he become the only celebrity in the history of the show who didn’t get a sickeningly over-the-top personal plug?  Oh wait—that’s right—he got one last year.

“No buyer is gonna buy” mini-skirts and backless dresses?  My wardrobe was furnished by Old Navy and even I can tell you that mini-skirts made a comeback this year. 

Don’t want to give two-faced Ivana Ma too many props, but her assessment of the men’s fashion line as “Who raided my father’s closet?” is too perfect to mess with. 

The men’s line includes “a skirt that has its own leash.”  Hmmm.  Someone should make Raj wear this around all women.

Raj, woefully delusional about his team’s fashion sense: “I don’t feel that we were the underdog.”  Imagine little Stacy saying the same thing after a beer-chugging contest.

Lose the oversized sunglasses, Chris.  J. Lo can get away with it.  You just look like you escaped from the set of Debbie Does Dallas.

Personally, I thought that Kelly Perdew was right on the money when he suggested to John that bringing in Wes and Kevin for the same pricing issue would be a bad idea.  Have I mentioned that I would lose this game handily? 

Oddest statement by a very powerful man to a much less powerful man that he’s about to fire: “What about me?  Am I a witness, too?”  Uh, sure you are, Don…whatever you say…just do it quickly.

So how do you really feel about John, Mr. Trump?  “I hate firing people that are that good…He just made too many bad decisions.”  Too many bad decisions.  Ah.  Got it.

 
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Who was fired?  John.

Who should have been fired?  From a personal standpoint, Raj.  From a business standpoint, it’s gotta be John.

Why?  Not just because he was the project manager of a losing team, but because he was completely unsuccessful in placing blame on anyone else.  If John’s gonna make the big time, he’s gotta be able to point fingers better than that.


 

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