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Evan Marc Katz is the founder of the online dating consulting service,
E-Cyrano, and author of the bestseller, "I Can't Believe I'm Buying This Book - A Commonsense Guide to Successful Internet Dating." |
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| Pictured: Mike Piazza. |
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Week 3: “Send in the Crowns”
Crazy Women, Scary Moments, and Piazza
By Evan Marc Katz
September 23, 2004
Robin needs to get her own spin-off announcing Donald Trump’s presence. Or maybe she can take over for deceased sequin-wearer Rod Roddy in introducing Bob Barker.
Jennifer Crisafulli is a real piece of work. She just ripped into Elizabeth Jarosz for not being organized and Stacie Jones Upchurch for not getting all the toothpaste picked up. Jennifer had better be gone by week five.
I’m not sure how Stacie J. got the blame for the failed toothpaste pick up. Seems like a clinical case of “pin it on the black girl.”
I’m pretty easily entertained, but the concept of cheering a man to brush his teeth in Union Square is more than I can bear. Up next: Derek Jeter flosses in SoHo!
On a per-tooth basis, Mike Piazza probably cleaned up more than any other professional baseball player did all afternoon.
Together, I think Maria Boren and Pamela Day can reverse the global warming trend.
Stacy, babe…if Stacie J. shaking a magic eight-ball was one of the scariest moments of your life, you’ve never even rollerbladed without a helmet.
Who was fired? Stacie.
Who should have been fired? Maria.
Why? Crazy women can sometimes be fun. Uptight man-eaters? Not so much.
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