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12/10/04 |
Episode 215:
Safe jobs,
Intellectual Horsepower,
and I Love You Too’s
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12/3/04 |
Episode 214:
Oompa Loompas, Candy Bar Strippers, and the M&M Sisters
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11/30/04 |
Episode 212:
Barbie Tumors, Pepsi Dumbbells, and The Honest Truth
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11/19/04 |
Episode 211:
Fembots, Fit Wheels, and
Butt Attitude
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11/12/04 |
Episode 210:
“Impossible” Tasks, Trampled Fliers, and Only Two Brides-To-Be
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11/5/04 |
Episode 209:
Bad Contractors, “Nasty” Boardrooms, and Formal Firings
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10/29/04 |
Episode 208:
Deutsch, Hummers, and
New York’s Finest
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Week 15: "Season Finale"
Magellans, Dirty Seats, and Sorority Presidents
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Tony Bennett has sung in Las Vegas, people. The man’s seen a trashed room before.
A little boy at the polo match is wearing a bow-tie. Somewhere Tucker Carlson is smiling…while everyone else is wincing…
Except Raj, of course.
Carolyn says nice stuff about Kelly. News at 11.
Sounds like Jennifer has what it takes to be a politician with statements like this, long on rhetoric and short on specifics: “[Kelly] doesn’t have what it takes to be the next Apprentice. I do.” Well, in that case…
John, proving once and for all, that words speak louder than actions: “I’ve been impressed with Kelly from day one.”
That same “fire” for which Trump lauds Jennifer probably should not have been used to cross-examine George. Although the starry-eyed old man still backed her, didn’t he?
Oh, my god! How did they keep that huge crowd quiet for all of those boardrooms?
Take a bow, Matthew Calamari. You’re now known for more than your last name and 70’s porn stache. Ron Jeremy, look out.
The tongue-tied COO knows he doesn’t like Jennifer but doesn’t seem to know much else. Perhaps he mistook Regis for the feds.
I know he’s successful and all, but you’d think last season’s Troy McClain would bristle at still being called a “country bumpkin.”
The best veiled slam on Jennifer yet came from Alan Jope who called Kelly “a good human being…and that counts for something.”
Someone in the audience notes that Jennifer has a “quiet power.” Without the quiet. Or the power.
Stacie Jones Upchurch is wearing a fright wig.
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Pamela’s hair was done by my baby cousin, Jackie.
Sandy Ferreira’s wearing something from Michael Jackson’s wardrobe.
And, mercifully, Maria Boren was forbidden to speak.
What’s with all the pink ties?
Pssst…Jennifer, citing your invention of Red Velvet ice cream, which lost to a bunch of guys mashing donuts in vanilla, was probably not such a hot idea.
Kelly: “Marketing…Sales…Finance.” Jennifer: “Honor Society…Pine Award…Sorority President.” Whew, this is gonna be tough.
I hear the word, “terrific,” is demanding an investigation after Trump used it to describe both Stacie J. and Jennifer Crisafulli.
If Regis was a really nice guy, he would have allowed Jennifer to phone a friend for help.
When he chose the job in New York so he could stay around Trump and learn right from the big guy himself, I think Kelly’s nose turned a permanent shade of brown.
The truest reflection of what this show is about came from Trump himself: “I’m in love with your answer.”
If Trump loves himself, Kelly loves Trump, and nobody loves Kelly—or even likes him—how the hell did he win? And why does Raj insist on wearing his grandfather’s pants?
Who was fired? Jennifer.
Who should have been fired? Jennifer.
Why? Because while hot blondes may be able to cast a spell on any man, it doesn’t work quite as well if the man has an even hotter fiancée.
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