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Evan Marc Katz is the founder of the online dating consulting service,
E-Cyrano, and author of the bestseller, "I Can't Believe I'm Buying This Book - A Commonsense Guide to Successful Internet Dating." |
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| Pictured (l-r): Jennifer Massey, Chris Russo, and Stacy Rotner. |
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 Which is more severe? Carolyn or her latest haircut? |
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12/17/04 |
Episode 216:
Magellans, Dirty Seats, and Sorority Presidents
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12/3/04 |
Episode 214:
Oompa Loompas, Candy Bar Strippers, and the M&M Sisters
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11/30/04 |
Episode 212:
Barbie Tumors, Pepsi Dumbbells, and The Honest Truth
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11/19/04 |
Episode 211:
Fembots, Fit Wheels, and
Butt Attitude
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11/12/04 |
Episode 210:
“Impossible” Tasks, Trampled Fliers, and Only Two Brides-To-Be
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11/5/04 |
Episode 209:
Bad Contractors, “Nasty” Boardrooms, and Formal Firings
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10/29/04 |
Episode 208:
Deutsch, Hummers, and
New York’s Finest
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Week 14:"The Final Four"
Safe jobs,
Intellectual Horsepower,
and I Love You Too’s
By Evan Marc Katz
December 10, 2004
Sandy Ferreira and Jennifer Massey cook chicken parmagiana together. Apparently, this will be the first Italian food ever that is not made with love.
Sandy: “This is the time to start sprinting to get to the final 2.” Yeah, you do that, Sandy. Be sure to let us know what happens up ahead.
Jennifer rips into Kelly Perdew for talking “behind her back” within earshot of her. “Kelly’s kind of a coward. Say it when I’m around.” Hey, Jen, if you want someone to insult you to your face, I’ll be here all week.
Jennifer, on refusing to take the project manager position yet again: “I wasn’t on the fence. I definitely wanted to lead this task.” Hmmm…Interesting take, Jen. I believe your quote to Sandy was “Do you want to do it?”
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. Calling the Donald Trump job “safer” than owning your own business? Not such a good idea. But I’m sure you realize that by now, as you read this from the comfort of your bridal salon.
The magic of editing. They only show the CEO’s heaping lavish praise on Kelly, while criticizing everyone else, just to make Trump’s case.
I can’t help thinking that after the “I love Kelly” montage from the CEO’s, the winner of this thing is a foregone conclusion.
Unless Trump throws in a swimsuit competition to keep things interesting.
I vote for the woman CEO, Dawn Hudson, to be the new host of this show. She’s the best of Trump and Carolyn combined, if you ask me.
Sad how Kevin’s getting a business degree and a law degree can be summed up as “you haven’t done anything” by a certain poorly coiffed businessman.
Interesting way to get things rolling. Fire a guy who hasn’t done anything discernibly wrong during this competition because his resume doesn’t read like a Salomon Brothers partner.
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Weeks ago, I mentioned that the wheels were coming off my Jen bandwagon. I’ve since abandoned it at the side of the road to be stripped for parts. Ugh.
“Sandy doesn’t have the intellectual horsepower…I’m at a much higher level than Sandy.” Gotta think that true intellectual horsepower is not attacking your competitor in the room.
Especially right after Bill Rancic said not to attack your competitors in the room.
Which just goes to show that no one knows anything, because Trump—in a déjà vu from his firing of Andy Litinsky—gets rid of Sandy because she wasn’t able to ward off Jennifer’s embarrassing tirades.
“To be a winner, you have to think like a winner.” Scrapped at the last minute: “To be a billionaire, you have to think like a billionaire;” “To be a buffoon, you have to think like a buffoon;” and “To be a Chesapeake bay retriever, you have to think like a Chesapeake bay retriever.”
Priceless moment: Kelly holding the chair for Jennifer, against her will, in the boardroom. Nothing worse than someone making a good impression at your expense, huh, Jen?
Which is more severe? Carolyn or her latest haircut?
Imagine, if you will, the opposite of a Dream Team...I now present to you: Jennifer, Chris Russo, Pamela Day, and Stacy Rotner. Let the infighting begin!
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