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 Ivana gives Donald and his weekly advice a run for their money with this business tip for dummies: 'It is so much better to win.' |
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12/17/04 |
Episode 216:
Magellans, Dirty Seats, and Sorority Presidents
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12/10/04 |
Episode 215:
Safe jobs,
Intellectual Horsepower,
and I Love You Too’s
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12/3/04 |
Episode 214:
Oompa Loompas, Candy Bar Strippers, and the M&M Sisters
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11/19/04 |
Episode 211:
Fembots, Fit Wheels, and
Butt Attitude
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11/12/04 |
Episode 210:
“Impossible” Tasks, Trampled Fliers, and Only Two Brides-To-Be
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11/5/04 |
Episode 209:
Bad Contractors, “Nasty” Boardrooms, and Formal Firings
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10/29/04 |
Episode 208:
Deutsch, Hummers, and
New York’s Finest
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Week 12: “The Pepsi Challenged”
Barbie Tumors, Pepsi Dumbbells, and The Honest Truth
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I gotta admit it: Mosaic’s “best of both worlds” campaign sounded stronger—until they pulled out their two-globes-on-a-stick, ahem, bottle.
If you took the odds that Trump’s name was going to be emblazoned across the side of his helicopter, congratulations! You just won .00000000001 cents.
Ivana gives Donald and his weekly advice a run for their money with this business tip for dummies: “It is so much better to win.”
Perhaps she’ll observe next that it’s “so much worse to lose.”
No, wait! Trump, not one to be outdone, says, “Losing’s a bitch,” to the eager nods of Team Mosaic. Who says you can’t learn anything from watching TV?
Somehow, Ivana looks less like a NASCAR driver than Kelly. Go figure.
If you weren’t already an Ivana fan, her confession that she wrecked the Porsche she got for her sweet sixteen surely won’t win you over.
Ivana and Andy strategize for the boardroom. But…she won. Didn’t she? No, that can’t be right. I’m confused.
But not anymore than when Trump uses the Mosaic bottle as a “dumbbell.”
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Or when Carolyn Kepcher laughs out loud at this little “joke.”
You know Andy is toast when he tells Trump he’s giving him “the honest truth”—twice.
Andy gives himself the reputation of “giving credit where credit’s due.” What a strange reputation. Does that kind of thing land you a job? Hmmm, I guess not.
Carolyn astutely notices that the men are all mesmerized by Jennifer’s fembot spell. Or was that Ivana? No, Sandy. Okay, okay. I’m under it too.
Watching the two blondes ripping each other apart with Andy right in the middle of them, I can’t help but think: Hugh Hefner, he’s not.
Who got fired? Andy.
Who deserved to be fired? Ivana. Wait, she wasn’t eligible. Crap.
Why? Because Ivana has elevated inane ideas and corporate backstabbing to an artform. If someone’s got to go from the losing team, it’s Andy. Because he conceded that his teammates did a decent job. Trash ‘em, Andy! That’s what everyone else does.
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