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12/17/04 |
Episode 216:
Magellans, Dirty Seats, and Sorority Presidents
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12/10/04 |
Episode 215:
Safe jobs,
Intellectual Horsepower,
and I Love You Too’s
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12/3/04 |
Episode 214:
Oompa Loompas, Candy Bar Strippers, and the M&M Sisters
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11/30/04 |
Episode 212:
Barbie Tumors, Pepsi Dumbbells, and The Honest Truth
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11/12/04 |
Episode 210:
“Impossible” Tasks, Trampled Fliers, and Only Two Brides-To-Be
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11/5/04 |
Episode 209:
Bad Contractors, “Nasty” Boardrooms, and Formal Firings
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10/29/04 |
Episode 208:
Deutsch, Hummers, and
New York’s Finest
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Week 11: “The Butt Stops Here”
Fembots, Fit Wheels, and
Butt Attitude
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Maria: “I think Sandy is quite unprofessional.” And I think Maria’s eyelids are going to fall off if she blinks anymore.
Aw, how touching…Maria’s apology to Sandy seems as heartfelt and sincere as a presidential concession speech.
Jen, on the fit wheel: “As soon as I can see the product, it’ll be inspirational.” That’s great, Jen. And as soon as The Biggest Loser can lose that last one hundred pounds, he’ll be thin.
Not sure it was a good idea for Ivana to make a blonde joke around Carolyn Kepcher. Or any joke for that matter.
Jennifer, taking a hit off the ego-bong: “Kevin and Ivana are the weakest players on the team.” Excuse me, Jen, but who was the one tracing stencils by herself?
One more for Maria’s gravestone: “If being sexy is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.” And if being wrong were right, then Maria would have this game sewn up by now.
Case in point: Maria explaining to the CEO of Levi’s that “the jeans were fitting more loosely than we would have liked.”
I’m not much for agreeing with all-claws-and-smiles Jen, but Kevin’s flop sweat really was kind of disgusting.
Jennifer taking credit for Ivana’s idea is like Byung-Hyun Kim taking credit for the Red Sox World Series win.
Robert, the Levi’s guy, proving once and for all that style always prevails over substance, declares, “Jen did the best job.”
Ivana: “Jen doesn’t have one creative brain cell.” Not true. Each week, she finds a new Machiavellian way to get ahead. That has to count for something.
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I’m not making fun of Billy Joel. Sorry. It’s a Long Island thing.
Maria must have money riding on getting herself fired this week, because she lashes out at her team for “*&^@! sitting on your asses.” Way to kill ‘em with kindness, Maria.
Trump to Maria: “Nobody cares what you have to say.” I do! This column would be way shorter if it weren’t for The Bitch-of-All-Trades.
Okay, everybody stay in character: Maria to Carolyn: “You’re right.” Carolyn to Maria: “I know I’m right.”
I think I’m rooting for Andy who just deflected a Trump attack like he was toying with a debater from Northeastern.
Wes floats the idea of taking three people into the boardroom and Trump grabs it before he can make up his mind. Good thing Wes didn’t mention bringing Jennifer Crisafulli back again.
With each passing boardroom, doesn’t it seem like Carolyn just sticks a dagger into everybody and simply lets Trump choose the carcass?
How come I wasn’t surprised at all that not one, but two people were fired? Could it be because Trump breaks the rules so often that it doesn’t shock me anymore? Like this week’s promo blared, “We guarantee it.”
Who was fired? Maria and Wes.
Who should have been fired? Maria.
Why? You watched the show, didn’t you?
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