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 Bren is my oasis in this vast imbecilic land. I’m surrounded by morons and their mascots. |
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(Brewster, WA) Prosecutor. Alex Thomason, 29, was born and raised on an apple farm in Brewster, Washington. After leaving a career as a nationally ranked skier, Alex studied archaeology at Jerusalem University and completed degrees in Theology and Latin at Seattle Pacific University, where he won an award for his weekly editorial column in the college paper...
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...In 2000, Alex Thomason moved to D.C. and lobbied for the apple industry and successfully oversaw the entire bidding and shipping logistics for the USDA's first-ever purchase fresh apples for inclusion in humanitarian food aid programs. Alex just received his J.D. degree from Seattle University School of Law, where he was the graduation speaker and President of the Federalist Society.
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Chat about Alex Thomason in the Boardroom |
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Weeks on Winning Team: 2, 6, 7, 8, 9. |
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Weeks as Project Manager: 6, 11, 13. |
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Weeks in Boardroom: 1, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. |
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Week Fired: 14. |
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 I wish I had the rights to sell that. |
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| You go to me, 'Get the f*** out of my face. Get the f*** out of my face. Get the f*** out of my face.' You said it three times. Dude, if that's not threatening, I don't know what is. |
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| There’s a big contrast to be made between Magna Corp. who are up in the lower stratosphere, flipping around, lighter than air...while Erin and Stephanie are also space cadets, they were firmly grounded in the gravity that one of the two of them are going to get fired tonight. |
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| I am in Harlem, and I’m here with a bunch of white kids…Erin looks [like] she’s a Barbie doll/college girl/Hooters waitress. Bren is a lawyer, and he does belong in a country club. Stephanie grew up with her daddy in a $45 million Gulfstream jet. Kendra is really acting like she’s lecturing monologues for dummies. |
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| I mean, what the hell do I know about G-wheels and 'C’mon, how you doin’?' |
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| I’m sick of losing, and I’ve played video games. I went to college. |
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| Urban graffiti is hard. If you ask me about baroque, I’ll tell you. Classicism? Of course. Contraposta? [sic] Of course. |
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| Mr. Trump needs a renaissance man working for him who is bold, audacious, and daring. The king of the renaissance people has arrived. |
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www.alexthomason.com |
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